I'm not trying to top anything. I'm trying to be useful, to play a positive role, to serve the public interest.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Bad doesn't leave your life until you start consciously injecting good into your life through positive thinking.

Not without a wound in the spirit shall I leave this city.

As we review our worries, we should make it a habit each day to God, "what is it I should focus on today"?

Our self-conceit sustains and always must sustain us.

We're going to hammer guns on the anvil of relentless legislative strategy! We're going to beat guns into submission!

The noblest character is stained by the addition of pride.

Because if I see you defeated, then I think I will see Alban defeated, and if that happens, none of us can go on. To guard you is to guard the heart of this land of ours.

So, for instance, let me make this clear: You know I signed a statement. I will not raise taxes on anybody. I don't want to raise taxes on the American people.

The ordinary routines of life are never chronicled by the historian, but they make up almost the whole of experience.

Only in Heaven will everything be as beautiful as spring, as pleasant as autumn, and as full of love as summer.