I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Self-doubt imprisons those that never overcome it.

I should be grateful to the knife that’s curing me for being so sharp.

There may be writing groups where people meet but it's occasional. You really do it all at your own computer or your own typewriter by yourself.

British people are surprised that I'm British!

Until Genevieve I had tended towards the more dramatic type of role

There's a point, you know, where treachery is so complete and unashamed that it becomes statesmanship.

You have a choice every moment of the day to open yourself up. And when you do that, it opens the channels of love.

I've seen how the left has used it to accuse opponents of their version of reform of being bigots and racists.

Scratch an altruist and watch a hypocrite bleed.