I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there."

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.

I never think too far into the future. I'm too busy thinking about tomorrow's news.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

I've had two fights within a month and I can't ask for more than that.

After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is

Dreams are the subtle Dower That make us rich an Hour Then fling us poor Out of the purple door.

Chris Christie was going to save the party from a figure like [Donald] Trump. He was going to save the party. That didn't happen. And now, he's with Trump.

When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock

I've managed to include only enough historical detail to give the "flavor" of the time period while keeping the characters and story focal.

And I leave you now, not with sadness but with satisfaction and joy that we came together and walked, arm in arm, through this brief moment of eternity. Who could ask for more?