I'm not very funny in real life. I used to want to be a comedian when I was 13, 14, 15, till I saw "Death Of A Salesman" with Lee J. Cobb and Mildred Dunnock.

Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye!

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate. That's why I call it irony.

So shines a good deed... in a weary world.

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Life has to be dangerous.

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

I'm looking California, And feeling Minnesota...

Be positive, cheerful, grateful and expectant.

Who tells a finer tale than any of us. Silence does.

The idea of writer as sage is pretty much dead today. I would certainly feel very uncomfortable in the role.

I think people are destined for something incredible if we don't wipe ourselves out, but I think we're going to wipe 90 percent of ourselves out.

Human rights rest on human dignity. The dignity of man is an ideal worth fighting for and worth dying for.

Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south.