I'm not young enough to know everything.

I'm clean, I've always been clean.

Somewhere at the top of the pyramid in the invisible government are a few sinister people who know exactly what they are doing: They want America to become part of a worldwide socialist dictatorship.

Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble?Making life means making trouble. There’s only one way of escaping trouble; and that’s killing things.

There has been enough blood in the Balkans. Serbia is offering its hand. Let us turn to the future and not deal with the past.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

Throw everything away, forget about it all!

There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls.

Zen is the only religion in the world that teaches sudden enlightenment. It says that enlightenment takes no time, it can happen in a single, split second.

The sidesaddle was designed to protect a maiden's virginity, while risking the maiden's neck. Rather much for rather little, I thought.

I think if I were a superhero saving the world, I'd expect at least not to have to pay income taxes. I mean there should be something in it for a hero who risks his life to save mankind every day.