I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

It showed a kind of obscenity you see only in nature, an obscenity so extreme that it dissolves imperceptibly into beauty.

Don't just bargain for success. Pay the price!

When a lion kills a deer it does not build negative KARMA, its meant that way!!!!

In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love?

Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, don't need to be born into something or have money or have whatever product someone is hawking on you.

When the wheel was accepted as part of the national flag, it was surely implied that the spinning wheel would hum in every household.

Whatever God wants to do through you, He will do in you first. You've got to be what you want to see.

I like to be honest, and after all these years I can't be bothered being politically correct.

Football is a game of cliches, and I believe in every one of them.

As a child, I watched 'Dallas' and that was my vision for my life for as long as I could remember.