I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Sometimes, the most graceful way to handle something is to be decidedly ungraceful.

The goals directs you in a place that you never been before, Create one.

Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyhow.

This fathering is a man's second chance at living.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

Self-rule means that China must stop its intensive effort to colonize Tibet with Chinese settlers and must allow Tibetans to hold responsible positions in the government of Tibet.

The most revolutionary thing you can do is get to know your neighbors.

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way to snap society out of its Christianity- and media-induced coma.

There are maybe one or two hours a day when I think I can play, but I get over that real quick once I realize the risk and my wife tells me, "Just take a seat."

The mother is the one supreme asset of national life; she is more important by far than the successful statesman, or business man, or artist, or scientist.