I'm old enough to know that a red carpet's just a rug, and I've been able to enjoy the pageantry without letting it go to my head.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.

I feel at ease and, in an indefinable way, at home, when dolphins are around. I now know when they are nearby before they appear. I dream after they leave.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

I wanted to learn how to paint rather than just doing black-and-white work

Music is definitely my mood master. It's a must have for me on set, and in my life to inspire and motivate me.

It is almost as important to know what is not serious as to know what is.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was so great.

I try to use the Australian idiom to its maximum advantage.

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.