I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

You aren’t old enough to have such regrets.”“Pain doesn’t respect age, my lady.

When enemies, the intellect and the heart only see one another as the hater and the fool.

Oratory should raise your heart rate. Oratory should blow the doors off the place.

I train Monday through Saturday. I usually have fitness training for 90 minutes, then I'm on the tennis court for 3 to 4 hours.

Everything is possible. If you want something, give something.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

I packed coffee once when I lived in Australia, and I just remember going around every day with coffee up my nose and in my ears.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.