I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Prayer is like a business, the you put in more input the greater the output becomes.

A spiritually mature person is capable of admitting his mistakes and sins.

Believe it or not, I worked four summers in college as a sports writer covering baseball for a parks and rec department in Bayonne, N.J.

I always had a few people who liked what I did, and that was enough.

My heart is, and always will be, yours.

The death of our close friends and relatives proves that how close the death is to us!

Life equaled love plus passion squared. Loving and being passionate about what one did was what made life so precious.

You can't direct without a good crew.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

Let this become your key - next time when anger comes, just watch it. Don't say.