I'm on my knees begging, please come and save me.

Don't believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies

Life's a test, mistakes are lessons, but the gift of life is knowing that you have made a difference.

If you let a person talk long enough you'll hear their true intentions. Listen twice, speak once.

Trust me I never lose. Either I win or learn from it

God will judge my heart, Man will judge my actions.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

You never stop loving someone. You just learn to live without them.

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.'

Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared!

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Not a week after Annie put her foot in Mrs. Huffmaster's duff, the Captain upped and laid down the date.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life.

I don't like to fly. What's it called when the plane shakes? Turbulence, takeoffs... I grab my chair, close my eyes, count to 30, breathe, and pray.

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.

What is Maximum Governance, Minimum Government? It means government has no business to be in business.

I've always had an active imagination.

My principal objections to orthodox religion are two: slavery here and hell hereafter.

To live without evil belongs only to the gods.

Politics is a dirty business, but if you do not do politics, politics will be done to you.