I'm on the verge of suicide, so what's murder?

I got dead bodies rotting in my Benz trunk. Trunk of funk, I call it.

This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags.

You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature... But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger!

See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant.

the scary part is that people don't realize how much they've changed .

My heart is broken and I grieve, for I have known love. Your heart is broken and you grieve, for you have not.

P.S. Murders kill for pleasure.Vampires kill to survive.

People don't care what you name it, G. They like pie for what's on the inside.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

Hell is more like boredom, or not having enough to do, and too much time to contemplate one's deficiencies.

Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING.

If you have Jesus in your heart, you also have miracles of healing within your hands.

The saved are singled out not by their own merits, but by the grace of the Mediator.

A fool is only troublesome, a pedant insupportable.