I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

Wisdom is simple but profound.Folly, even when complex, is stupid.

A hero is a man who stands up manfully against his father and in the end victoriously overcomes him.

Sally...can no longer think of love as a reality, or even as a possibility, however remote.

Desire, despair, desire. So many monsters.

Egalitarianism is possible only in small social systems. Once a medium gets past a certain size fame is a forced move.

His experience and training should have taught him that families are the cauldrons in which violence is brewed. (144)

Money equals power; power makes the law; and law makes government.

One of the reasons I don't have kids is because I think people would have been very unfair to them. Think of it. You're still asking me questions about The Exorcist.

My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart, she had to come back to her family.