I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

There is great worth in holding universal truths and timelessly beautiful words in your heart, which will stay there forever, infusing your thoughts and speech…

Curiosity, boldness, and persistence help you to be a success.

We needed something to express our joy, our beauty, our power. And the rainbow did that.

In loneliness, the lonely one eats himself; in a crowd, the many eat him. Now choose.

Karate is like boiling water, if you do not heat it constantly, it will cool.

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

Oneness means that as awareness, your relationship with knowing is clean. Then for you to know is for you to be.

I don't want to be a spokesperson.

The most effective executive branch officials try to help legislators develop explanations for the votes they are being asked to take.

Teach you children poetry; it opens the mind, lends grace to wisdom and makes the heroic virtues hereditary.