I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

I'm a cup of tea in a world of lattes.

The truth is, I've been lucky. But just like the waltz, life has its own rhythm of rise and fall.

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.

Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shouldn't pull it out and chop the roots up.

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

It's never too early to panic.

I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.

I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.

I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.

The sorrow that lay cold in her mother's heart... converted it into a tomb.

I recommend getting yourself out from under any ministry that PREACHES LAW or a MIXTURE OF LAW AND GRACE, and instead listening to or reading anything you can find to reinforce the GRACE MESSAGE.

The cliché comes not in what you shoot but in how you shoot it.

Once the demands of necessity and propriety have been met, the rest that one owns belongs to the poor.

I will do my best to entertain. That's what I am: an entertainer.

If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?

Bobby Fischer was hugely important for the American chess community because it put chess on the map - he made it possible for other chess players to make a living.

If you want something you just have to see it and believe in it and not take no for an answer.

Love is not about grand intentions. It is about small attentions.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.