I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco... a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.

In his attempt to develop the beauty he sees, the artist develops himself.

Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its misery.

For me, words are just words, nothing else

An artist has been defined as a neurotic who continually cures himeself with his art

We can drop the fundamental hope that there is a better "me" who one day will emerge. We can't just jump over ourselves as if we were not there.

I'm a pretty psycho-obsessed shrink.

I try to use every game as an opportunity to witness. I try to do a little signal every time I make a shot as a way to preach the message in little ways that I can.

Nobody’s ever been arrested for a murder; they have only ever been arrested for not planning it properly.

I doubt not then but innocence shall makeFalse accusation blush, and tyrannyTremble at patience.