I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Do what you like and like what you doIt will bring success, joy and happiness to you.

When liberty destroys order the hunger for order will destroy liberty.

Often fear is the same emotion as excitement. It means you are breaking ground.

This archaic idea - that a woman who is unmarried and childless at 30 is somehow unnatural - will probably always exist, and, like most social standards, it is ridiculous.

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

I think The Exorcist is the best American horror movie ever made. Friedkin was at the top of his game.

He could ball with the crew, he could solo But I think I like him better when he dolo

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.