I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Do one thing but do it well

Fathom your motivation so that you understand what you are prepared to do and why.

Usually we're on the same page. Other times I'm in a whole other book"~ Arika Wolly

You four are a whole other breed.

If you can live in Paris, maybe you should.

18th century scientists, the French in particular, seldom did things simply if an absurdly demanding alternative was available.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

Unless you have multiple accounts that you need to negotiate and you think the project is just too big to tackle on your own, you're better off just calling your creditors directly.

Once upon a time the world was sweeter than we knew. Everything was ours; how happy we were then, but then once upon a time never comes again.

Guilt [is] a tool, rather than a weapon against the self.