I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I looked on astounded as from his ordinary life he made his art. We were both ordinary men, he and I. Yet from the ordinary he created Legends--and I from Legends created only the ordinary!

God's anger is the toil and suffering of man. Man's anger is the love and worship of his enemy.

All my biggest failures began with the smallest compromises.

Now, science cannot completely exclude the possibility of supernatural explanation. It is possible - though very unlikely - that our whole world is controlled by elves.

I wasn't the greatest reporter in the world, but I wasn't starting at zero.

I am never angry, although sometimes distressed.

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.

First life, then spaces, then buildings - the other way around never works.

I just want people to see my growth as an artist, and singer.

I do think that Christians will make music that oh should have some of the grandest visions of why we should create music and why we should seek to create beauty world.