I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive these days, all 'in your face.'

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said 'I'll just print another ten'.

Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said "I'll just print another ten.

I could kill you a thousand times over Abraham, but we would never be even. You took everything I had.

The true beauty of your life can only shine when your decisions and actions are in line with your true positive self.

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

The point is, we can decry the dangers we face or ignore them or even allow ourselves to be paralyzed by fear.

Nothing but the heart can change the heart.

You will never ever be the same again!

It's about pursuing it rather than waiting to see what comes along.

I am so grateful to be alive. It's ridiculous to be alive.

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'

Wishes are recollections coming from the future.