I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

It is today that tells you if you learned from yesterday, and if tomorrow is possible.

Food is a gift and should be treated reverentially--romanced and ritualized and seasoned with memory.

To become free from sinful life, there is only simple method: if you surrender to Kṛṣṇa. That is the beginning of bhakti.

If a man wakes up famous he hasn't been sleeping.

Oh, the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England.

When you try to be everything to everyone, you accomplish being nothing to anyone

I would love to work with Sir Anthony Hopkins. How and why that would happen in a comedy I'm not sure - why he would be dragged over to my side, or I'd be be dragged over to his side.

When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It's all a matter of perspective.

There is nothing more frightful than for a teacher to know only what his scholars are intended to know.

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.