I'm racist against non-black people.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

Your soul finds ego in fear. Your mind finds ache in pain but your heart finds love when free.

The idea that the future is unpredictable is undermined every day by the ease with which the past is explained.

All hurt is brain hurt.

A quarrel between friends when made up adds a new tie to friendship as ... the callosity formed 'round a broken bone makes it stronger than before.

All the things that are taboo are the things that are not normal, and all the things that are not normal are the things that are exclusively about physically being a woman.

Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep.

You can offer your vibration on purpose. That's what visualization is. That's what imagination is: projecting thought energy on purpose.

I would love to do more movies, but the reality is women have many more opportunities on television to play a greater variety of characters.

We are still awaiting Easter; we are not yet standing in the full light but walking toward it full of trust.

People may be taken in once, who imagine that an author is greater in private life than other men.