I'm rather kind of old school, thinking that when an artist does his work it's no longer his.

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.

Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.

If I never wake again, I certainly will have lived while I was alive.

And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

I suspect that dreams are an integral part of existence, with far more use for us than we've made of them...The fine line between the dream state and reality is at times, for me, quite grey.

The end comes when the infinites arrive.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues.

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

Eric has said that I carry close to my chest a ball of barbed wire that I sometimes throw at other people.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

If I’m my biggest fan, the only person in the stadium is probably me.

Love does not exist. There exists the physical need for intercourse, and the rational need for a mate in life.

No tyrant need fear till men begin to feel confident in each other.

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

[Humor] could be dicey for a therapist and needs to be used very deftly.

It's not hard to stand behind one's successes. But to accept responsibility for one's failures... that is devishly hard!

You are a success when you have made friends with your past, are focused on the present, and are optimistic about your future