I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The best way to respond to Hatred is to trigger Love. The one who Loves is the Greatest

I want to organize so that women see ourselves as people who are entitled to power, entitled to leadership.

Every act of perception has an emotional coloring.

To consciously evolve, we require clear vision of a compassionate future that draws out our enthusiastic participation in life.

In pain there is as much wisdom as in pleasure: like the latter it is one of the best self preservatives of a species.

Interestingly, the American Embassy mentioned that our efficient relief effort has significantly improved the image of the United States among the Pakistani people.

And I don't think I want to meet this super-reaper." Nash stuffed his hands in his front pockets. "The garden variety's weird enough.

We are all miracles. What we do with the miracle is our choice.

I write a woman's oaths in water.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.