I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, Who do you think you are?

Misogyny, when expressed or explored by men, remains a timeless classic.

America's over. Get out while you still can.

I am the victor. In the end nothing else matters.

Man must choose whether to be rich in things or in the freedom to use them.

A girl playing rock and roll, it's saying I own my sexuality and I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. And I think people just find that threatening.

Your value is in yourself; the other stuff will come and go.

I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.

I feel the romance should never go out of any marriage. Even after one has had kids etc. Love never ends, na?

As a school boy I played with a plastic grenade, it was grey and with caps, it was loaded. In the dirt we would cry and dramatically die, as it flew through the air and exploded.