I'm really a pacifist.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

The music is a vibration in the brain rather than the ear.

Remember to honor the hand which reached out for you when you needed it, by being that hand to someone else who is struggling.

He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this

The deviant and the conformist...are creatures of the same culture, inventions of the same imagination.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The language of gardening fuels the senses: talk with your hands, observe with your ears and listen with your eyes.

If we are in tune with Nature, all her music can find a way into the heart. When bird music is rare, their occasional songs are precious to the ear.

God is not an objective correlative reality.

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader.

But when Anthony kissed her, she felt as if she were losing her mind. And when he kissed her twice, she wasn't even sure if she wanted it back!