I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Clearly the sight of a well-muscled forearm incited a woman to utter depravity. How else to explain the invention of cuffs?

One needs to be either more brave or more good, because if courage is lacking goodness can substitute, while cowardice is the deficiency of both.

Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.

I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.

I was able to truly immerse myself in the record-making process. I'm excited about music.

Football isn't necessarily won by the best players. It's won by the team with the best attitude.

In death, lie. In living, cry. Carry me home to remember to be remembered.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

I just really longed to do music that reflected me as an adult and music that I thought was for other adults.

Reading is rapture (or if it isn't, I put the book down meaning to go on with it later, and escape out the side door).