I'm really an honorary Jew, you know; all the best people are. I really do feel Jewish, even though I'm a Catholic. The way the Church has been behaving, I'm happy to be Jewish.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

If there were a party of those who aren't sure they're right, I'd belong t

Unity, I thought, implies the possibility of disunity. Beginnings imply and require endings.

If life is supposed to be a theater, then somehow, we all met and played our part.

Riches certainly make themselves wings.

I associate wisdom and grace with age.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The pursuit of peace resembles the building of a great cathedral. It is the work of a generation. In concept it requires a mater-architect; in execution, the labors of many.

I'd love to spend a day being supermodel beautiful.

If he was winter, I was summer. If I was sunshine, he was night. A dark and stormy one.

I have no fans. You know what I got? Customers. And customers are your friends.