I'm really funny now.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

The only way to stop hurting other people is to stop hurting yourself.

To be thrown upon one's own resources is to be cast into the very lap of fortune for our faculties then undergo a development and display an energy of which they were previously unsusceptible.

Yellow usually means it's not that serious.

If God has called you, do not spend time looking over your shoulder to see who is following you.

Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.

Hip-hop in Africa has been very often a duplication of an American experience, but in a context that's totally alien to it.

Do not turn yourself from an end into a means-one does not justify the other.

It was around 4 p.m. in the afternoon. I was just taking a nap. Luckily, my sister was home.

If we play hard and we compete, we match up with any team. I feel like we have the personnel to go all the way.