I'm really in no danger of being perceived as a famous movie actor!

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

We're all dead the moment we're born. Just, some of us get there faster than others.

You have far more courage than you think you do.

Time is much more valuable than money.

When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

Future leaders will be less concerned with saying what they will deliver and more concerned with delivering what they have said they would.

Donald Trump did his usual softball interview on "Fox News" where the interviewer agreed with Trump that using that Yiddish vulgarity is going to be OK for him.

I'm real comfortable around people, and it took a long time for me to evolve to that point.

There are moments when one can neither think nor feel, she thought, and if one can neithre feel nor think, where's one?

It is a great disgrace to religion, to imagine that it is an enemy to mirth and cheerfulness, and a severe exacter of pensive looks and solemn faces.