I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.

Virtue is relative at best, there's nothing worse than a sunset when your driving due West.

People feel certain things. Hispanics feel certain things towards blacks. Blacks feel certain things towards other groups. It's been that way historically and it will always be that way.

Our task is to accept each moment and move on from there, continuing to do our level best.

You don't have a work brain and a home brain. You have a single brain, one you carry with you wherever you go. Whatever affects you in one place is fully capable of affecting you at the other.

The machine enslaves, the hand sets free.

I haven't been in tennis for that long, but what I can say is that we have a lot of young guys at the top who are willing to do a lot of good things for tennis in general.

Evil had to manifest itself and fulfill its role, so that ultimately Good could prevail. [...] Evil needs to manifest itself, for them to understand the value of Good.

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between left or right. Well, I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down.

On Bill Clinton: I have a simple question: Who's the last President to give you a balanced budget?