I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

It's not only the event itself, but the way we explain it to ourselves that causes depression.

The carriage could only clop along at about ten miles per hour, which only accentuated Imogene’s excitement. She urged it onward: "Fly, horse, fly!

People don't realize the great happiness there is in living to be very old and together all the time.

The guitar was my weapon, my shield to hide behind.

God works in different ways and it shows... And everybody knows, love comes and goes.

Lack of money always means a surplus of creativity, in the best case.

I could easily not act again. It's not a problem.

The trouble with history is that there are too many people involved

Procurement policies of all of the major parastatals, it is a very important element of that processes that will continue.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.