I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

She's all brute force and '90s clichés.

Talent develops in tranquility, character in the full current of human life.

When fear and suffering are disliked by me and others equally what is so special about me that I protect myself and not the other?

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Everything comes with a price. Everything. Some things just cost more than others.

Sure, you make money writing on the coast ... but that money is like so much compressed snow. It goes so fast it melts in your hand.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

Quite frankly, I am not very comfortable in chitchat. When I go to board meetings, I arrive two minutes before and leave when it's over. I don't stay for lunch or go early and have coffee.

It is hard to hate what one has loved, and a half-extinguished fire is soon relit.

Tho' Beauty is generally the creature of fancy, yet are there some who will be Beauties in every eye.