I'm searching for loopholes.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Got it!" Mike announced. The GE record player slowly whirred to life, creaky as an old carousel."Nice, " John said, raising a beer in salute. "What'd you do?""It wasn't on, " Mike said.

Ignore your pain at your peril. Your most potent lessons are often wrapped within its uncomfortable embrace...

There is no arguing with the pretenders to a divine knowledge and to a divine mission. They are possessed with the sin of pride, they have yielded to the perennial temptation.

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?

This moment is as it should be.

One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.

It is of no use to possess a lively wit if it is not of the right proportion: the perfection of a clock is not to go fast, but to be accurate.

To know the laws is not to memorize their letter but to grasp their full force and meaning.

Success is nothing more than living your life according to your own truth and your own terms.

But oh, to him I loved Who loved me not at all,I owe the little open gate That led thru heaven's wall.