I'm sick of the old cliches. Bring me some new cliches.

Chaplin is no businessman

Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans. The harder I work, the luckier I get.

This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.

I don't pay attention to him. I don't even ignore him.

Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking.

Life didn't promise to be wonderful.

She's the quiet type who's into heavy metal.

Never do today what intuition says to do tomorrow.

Your character that you create in your writing not only represents who you are, but also represents a number of people who you've met along the way.

Our generosity never should exceed our abilities.

I consider myself a pretty hardworking guy and I like to play hard, play physical and play well defensively too.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team?

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.