I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.

It won't be a normal life-I know that. But it will be a life. A life together.

Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

I've always thought that people need to feel good about themselves and I see my role as offering support to them, to provide some light along the way.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

If women are the key to Africa's future - and I believe they are - we must figure out how to take away the barriers to their participation.

We must not mind insulting men, if by respecting them we offend God.

I had a desire to prove to myself that I was actually in control - that I wasnt a puppet.

I'm super sad to have it finish because it's been such a dream job, but it's nice to know there's a conclusion.