I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

Saddest thing nowadays is that words can kill

Our minds are a battle ground between good and bad ideas

Full emergency power to the engines. Ram the Blade ship.

Genius can never despise labour.

All our stories are simultaneously unique and desperately similar, aren't they?

Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other.

It is a kind of law of nature. The goal one aims for can rarely be reached by a direct road.

Everyone is born with a certain potential. You may never achieve your full potential, but how close you come depends on how much you want to pay the price.

There is a morning inside you waiting to burst open into light.