I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When lost in darkness he who lights the way, marks himself as easy prey.

People are worms, and even the God who created them is immensely bored with their antics.

Most men die at 25, we just don't bury them until they are 70.

Books fall open, you fall in, delighted where you've never been.

Mercy turns her back to the unmerciful.

Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.

If you haven't done your mental homework in training, you don't have anything to fall back on when you face.

Compassion is a mind that removes the suffering that is present in the other.

Every human being has a personal legend to be fulfilled, and this is our reason for being in the world. This personal legend manifests itself in our enthusiasm for the task.

Away down the river, A hundred miles or more, Other little children Shall bring my boats ashore.