I'm so into momminess.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

Don’t be surprised by your greatness. Be surprised that no one expected it.

I think we're actually the only sport that has a mix of men and women competing together. The majority of other sports are separated by gender.

I can see both sides of term limits, and I think, in different positions, term limits make more sense than in some others.

Competence is a narrow ideal. Competence makes the trains run on time but doesn't know where they're going.

I am my best self when I have super short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confidant.

Silence alone is respectable and respected. I believe God to be silence.

The most successful people do not make up the rules as they go. They have a set of rules that they follow and they stick to them.

Soccer is my first love. Ive been playing since I was 4 years old. I traveled the world doing it. I broke my leg when I was 16 or 17, and acting kind of filled the void.

America is a white man's country.

I love the crossbow. I mean it's just fun. Guns are fun, I can't deny that shooting guns in movies isn't fun. But a crossbow is pretty rad.