I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatural.

Violets are God's apology for February.

I'm not a big fan of Robert Plant's lyrics or his singing.

The world is my country, the human race is my race. The spirit of man is my god, the future of man is my heaven.

Dill if you don't hush I'll knock you bowlegged.

The tree falls not at the first stroke.

We can talk about corporations all day long but my goal is to help the middle class, somebody who makes too much to be on government assistance but still lives paycheck to paycheck.

Writing forces consciousness.

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is the error of blaming it on the computer.

Anything that immobilizes you, gets in your way, or keeps you from your goals is all yours. You can throw it away anytime you choose.