I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Images are the pegs holding down memory's billowing tent.

I'm learning to deal with my loneliness because then nobody can muck me around any more.

I love listening to other musicians and seeing what they do to gain their distinctive respective sounds and edge.

We Galvins define leadership as 'taking people elsewhere.'

It is worth noting that the notation facilitates discovery. This, in a most wonderful way, reduces the mind's labour.

Long life is denied us; therefore let us do something to show that we have lived.

Gold is as steady as a rock, a standardbearer by which all currencies can be accurately measured.

Life's what you make it

There's no one there to understand, there's just understanding, which flourishes in you as peace, joy and contentment.

It makes me feel like working non-stop: at least, on sets, the level of security gives me a bit of privacy. It's a relief.