I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Disunion by force is treason.

I am a pretty crazy person, so it's best for me to be on my own most of the time.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

I never had the chutzpah to just come to L.A. and make it. I didn't have that confidence. I'm always surprised when I get a job.

If I am correct, the use of a product based on modelessness and monoty would soon become so habitual as to be nearly addictive, leading to a user population devoted to and loyal to the product.

See golden days, fruitful of golden deeds, With joy and love triumphing.

Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.

Familiarity can blind too.

Irrational beliefs are culturally accepted delusions.

I always tell my critics that if they don't like this theory for helping people - come up with a better one and I'll use it.