I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

He knew there were no forevers and there was always a way out, yet he lost his way, lost his balance.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

When I had my child, I planned on being with the woman I had him with for the rest of my life. If that doesn't work out, you have to see things from a different perspective.

And we came forth to contemplate the stars.

It’s about time a 55-year-old British woman is the heroine of an action movie. I may have to write it.

Father sighed. “Please spare me these arguments of yours.” “Whose arguments should I use?

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.

The next time you're disappointed, don't panic. Don't give up. Just be patient and let God remind you He's still in control.

I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don't know.