I'm sorry Dolph, but around here, you gotta earn respect.

Call me sick. Call me deranged. I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. I'm gonna be your hero whether you like it or not!

I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.

It's not arrogance, it's just destiny.

That's your first mistake. Do not trust me.

My accomplishments are endless.

I entered this ring Randy Orton, Legend Killer. When all was said and done, I left as Randy Orton, Legend.

Learning from the best, you will eventually become the best if you have the talent already, if you have that potential.

If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.

Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.

Cosmic Ordering is absent in body but present in spirit.

College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Religions take donations and don't pay taxes.

Temper your enjoyments with prudence, lest there be written on your heart that fearful word 'satiety.'

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch.

The cool kids have co-opted all the neat stuff ? computers, gadgets, video games. Theres no such thing as a computer geek anymore.

Designers have a responsibility to show the future as they want it to be - or at least as it can be, not just the way an industry wants it to be.