I'm sorry I can't get into Scooby Doo on any level.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

The Self, when finite, is Human and when infinite, is God.

Language is something you inherit, it's never just you doing the talking, which helps when you're pretending.

People always think that if you eat anything as a model, it's amazing. I used to tease them and say, you know I'm going to throw up afterwards.

The female biologically [has] more potential to show affection and compassion.

Someone has said that there are four things necessary in studying the Bible: Admit, submit, commit and transmit.

On balance, the financial system subracts value from society

I have come not to teach but to awaken.

Other people's marriages are a perpetual source of amazement.

There is something tenderly appropriate in the serene death of the old. Nothing is more touching than the death of the young, the strong.

I don't think you can have a better secretary of the Treasury than Hank Paulson.