I'm sorry to bother you, " she whispered. "When I get excited about a movie I want to talk. I can't help it.

Taking a thing apart is always faster than putting something together. This is true of everything except marriage.

Love others as much as you can, as often as you can, and as deeply as you can. Never forget to love yourself.

If you treat yourself well, you will be good to others,

Does the imagination dwell the most Upon a woman won or a woman lost?

- Boys my age are boring. They have nothing to say and half of them seem like complete idiots.I was going to say that they didn't improve with age but didn't want to spoil her illusions.

If anything is a surprise then there is not much difference between older and younger because the only thing that does make anybody older is that they cannot be surprised.

Children add to the wonder of being alive.

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.

Sister, look ye, How, by a new creation of my tailor's I've shook off old mortality.

There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.

We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.