I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

I didn't know love could leave the lights on all the time.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing you had to do to knock some sense into yourself? Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing that showed you which way was up?

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

You looked like the girl I loved.

Education means breaking free from the manacles of limitations put forward by primitive ignorance.

Kisses are like cardiograms. They reveal how serious the illness is.

In this respect, the history of science, like the history of all civilization, has gone through cycles.

I'm just some irritating, lying, ginger kid from Cornwall who should have been locked up in some youth detention centre. I just managed to escape and blag it into music.

In all my travels I have never seen the hospitality of San Francisco equalled anywhere in the world.

What can be broken, should be broken.

Our culture has gotten too mean and too rough.

Hell itself is truth known too late

In 19 years Stockton never once lost a suicide drill in practice. Well, there was one day. He was sick. But he still ran it

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.