I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Change what is into the wonder it can be.

I dwell on God's blessings.

And the truth from so much lies.... wasn't ever told...

Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man.

My best advice is to work out with a buddy. They keep you motivated and get you out of bed.

I have sent you nothing but angels

So I find the fascination, the love, the incredible skill and everything to do with acting, writing plays, and doing them, just darling. Lovely. I love actors.

We are here to influence the world rather than to be influenced by the world.

Meditation is the way we realize the nature of the mind.

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.