I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

The world of books is a heavenly paradise.

Roll in the snow.Shower in the rain.Bask in the sun.Weatherproof your soul.

Don't be tricked by the verisimilitude into forgetting this is fiction!

I wept because from now on I will weep less. I wept because I have lost my pain and I am not yet accustomed to its absence.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

I didn't serve on a committee that dealt with foreign policy.

This is a new phase in history where art, science, business and spirit will join together in the pursuit of true wealth.

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

Wonder is the salt of the earth.

Forget all you know or think you know; Abandon power and enforced decree. Inward, where the deepest rivers flow, Find the currents of eternity.