I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

...no good writing flows from a polluted well - you can write about monsters, but you can't be one...

Creative minds don't follow rules, they follow will.

Daisy, simple and discreet flower, That earned the heart of this poet.

I love God and when you get to know Him you find He's a Livin' Doll.

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

The more I learn of physics, the more I am drawn to metaphysics.

Don't think of sea as color. Make it a solid that can support a boat. Think of 'wetness' as color-texture.

I don't think I'd have been as good as Bruce was. He was a better JFK than I would have been.

Measures must always in a progressive society be held superior to men, who are after all imperfect instruments, working for their fulfilment.

Incarceration didnt change me. In many ways, incarceration galvanized me. The totality of the experience helped me.